T-shirts
Regrettably in his second term, the president still has his pants on fire. $12 plus $2 shipping. White. Sizes M, L. (XL sold out.) Sweatshop-free American Apparel tees. Size L shown above.

Testimonials:
"I'm wearing my t-shirt 24-7 until November."
---Ananda Grant
"I have worn my [pants on fire] for four consecutive days."
---Prentis Hale